Saturday, June 2, 2012

Never answer a call from an unknown number

This afternoon while dozing off for a short siesta I received a call from an unknown number. Di dalam keadaan separa sedar saya menjawab panggilan tersebut, something that I rarely do if it's an unknown or blocked number. It was a man's voice at the other end, gruff and intimidating. 

-HELLO! Itu Parr Deegam mana?
-Siapa? (I was still resurfacing to total consciousness)
-Parr Deegam!
-Hah? Siapa?
-PARR DEEGAM! PARR DEEGAM! Mana?
-Mana saya tau? Lu tanya la dia!
-Itu Mall la. Kelana Jaya sana.
-OH. PARADIGM MALL. (by this time I was already taking part in the shouting contest)
-SAMA LA. EYY INI BUKAN ANITA KA.
-BUKAN. 
-INI SAPA!
-NENEK ANITA!
-Oh. Kirja satu ofis ka?

PODA!!