Meatball

Tadi di pasar malam di pekan kecilku saya singgah di satu gerai kambing bakar.

Saya cakap kat adik kambing bakar tu saya nak beli kambing bakar bbq satu set. Pastu dia tanya saya tak nak beli meatball ke. Dia cakap meatball lagi murah 5 ke 6 ringgit entah berapa entah satu set.

Saya tanya adik tu, "Meatball tu daging apa dik? Kalau ayam akak tak mau."

Then the adik looked up at me and I swear to god gave me the most condescending look siap dengan shoulder shrug sekali and said,"Kan meatball. Meat. Daging lembu la."

And I just dropped dead. Akibat panahan mata sinisnya yang menerusuk tajam ke jantungku yang berdegup dup dap dup dap di dalam kekeliruan.

Baling belakang

Tadi saya hantar gambar lama kat kawan saya.

Saya letak caption "Mengimbas kembali."

Tapi typo keluar "Mengimbas Kimball."

Kawan saya hantar balik gambar botol sos tomato. 

Jersey

Just now right before entering the rest room I saw a student drop some money on the floor. As I didn't recognize him I just called out the name that was printed on the jersey he was wearing.

"Daniel!". No response.
"Daniel!". He looked at me.
"Madam nama saya Izam."

Short silence.

"Alamak madam kantoi ar saya pinjam baju kawan."
And here I thought Daniel was the name of some famous EPL player.