Pantun Indon lucu (konon)

Received this collection of SMS lawak when I was in Medan last week. Hmm I wonder how much I had to pay for that. The brand of humor is a little different from ours. More slapstick. But I still laugh at them. Aku kan Ratu Corny.

SMS nembak cewek:

Ikan hiu pegel-pegel
I love U girl...

SMS I love myself:

Buah semangka buah duren
Nggak nyangka gue keren

Buah semangka buah manggis
Nggak nyangka gue manis

Disana gunung, disini gunung,
Ditengah-tengah bunga melati
Saya bingung kamu pun bingung
Kenapa ada bunga melati ???!?

Jambu merah di dinding
Jangan marah just kidding! :)

Teka-teki

Yesterday my niece asked this teka-teki:

"Banyak-banyak bola, bola apa yang paling dihormati?"

The answer was bola golf. Sebab lepas pukul kena tabik untuk lihat di mana bola tu jatuh.

And it seems that I was the only one who didn't know the answer. All my other friends did, even the ones at the office.

A few weeks ago she gave another one too:

"Cuba sebut ni dalam bahasa Inggeris: ambik-ambik-pergi-muda."

Hahahahaha. Sebut cepat! :)))