Last night I met PYT and TGIUTD again. But this time at another petrol station. And this time I was lucky to have found a petrol pump quite a distance away from theirs. Oh sungguh tidak sanggup jika kejadian ngeri dahulu berulang kembali.
Mula-mula saya rasa lega. Kerana a) mereka tidak sedar akan kehdiran saya dan b) kalau boleh saya tidak mahu terjadi apa-apa yang tidak diingini. Tetapi malang tidak berbau. Dan di zaman moden ini sesungguhnya pisang memang boleh berbuah dua kali (kalau pisang FarmVille). Semasa saya hendak membayar di kaunter, PYT masuk juga ke dalam kedai serbaguna di stesyen minyak tersebut untuk membeli sesuatu.
I know it's a free democratic world and that everybody can come and go as they please but her very presence increased my blood pressure a few notches. Especially when she had to queue up right behind me at the cashier and I had to hear her annoying voice talking on the phone with TGIUTD. Seriously I think he has been voodooed. To be with a girl who's a walking springboard with no brains. And seriously when you hear her over-nasalized voice, you'd think that she 's swallowed a wah-wah pedal. Punya la sengau berdengung telinga semua orang dalam Esso mart tu. Atau adakah telinga aku aja yang terlebih sensitif?
-Aya-wah-wah-ang...(wah-wah pedal taking effect as she spoke)...you nak beli apa-apa lagi taa-wah-wah--aakk?
(sambil menjeling kat aku)
*someone replying on the handphone*
-Alaaa-wah-wah-aaa....naik motooo-w-wo--or keww...Lajjeww sangat la...I takwo-wo-ott...
Seriously (dah tiga kali aku cakap seriously ni) if she wants to have a higher IQ, she'd have to stand on a chair. URGH. Now I need to look for a janakuasa Van de Graaf somewhere to nyahcaskan all this negative energy.
Mula-mula saya rasa lega. Kerana a) mereka tidak sedar akan kehdiran saya dan b) kalau boleh saya tidak mahu terjadi apa-apa yang tidak diingini. Tetapi malang tidak berbau. Dan di zaman moden ini sesungguhnya pisang memang boleh berbuah dua kali (kalau pisang FarmVille). Semasa saya hendak membayar di kaunter, PYT masuk juga ke dalam kedai serbaguna di stesyen minyak tersebut untuk membeli sesuatu.
I know it's a free democratic world and that everybody can come and go as they please but her very presence increased my blood pressure a few notches. Especially when she had to queue up right behind me at the cashier and I had to hear her annoying voice talking on the phone with TGIUTD. Seriously I think he has been voodooed. To be with a girl who's a walking springboard with no brains. And seriously when you hear her over-nasalized voice, you'd think that she 's swallowed a wah-wah pedal. Punya la sengau berdengung telinga semua orang dalam Esso mart tu. Atau adakah telinga aku aja yang terlebih sensitif?
-Aya-wah-wah-ang...(wah-wah pedal taking effect as she spoke)...you nak beli apa-apa lagi taa-wah-wah--aakk?
(sambil menjeling kat aku)
*someone replying on the handphone*
-Alaaa-wah-wah-aaa....naik motooo-w-wo--or keww...Lajjeww sangat la...I takwo-wo-ott...
Seriously (dah tiga kali aku cakap seriously ni) if she wants to have a higher IQ, she'd have to stand on a chair. URGH. Now I need to look for a janakuasa Van de Graaf somewhere to nyahcaskan all this negative energy.
Good that you are patronising Esso
ReplyDeleteabg raz: oh damn why did i let that slip out heheh :)
ReplyDeleteOMG! I guess the TGIUTD must be such a desperado to wanna date SBLIQYT (I had to change PYT to Stupid Brainless Low IQ Young Thing). I wonder what their conversation piece is about. Definitely nothing intellectual. How BORING!
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