Girl talk

The other day my niece was telling me about some pretty amazing stuff.

-Mak Long do you know that humans have eggs?

-Really ?

-Yup. The nurse told us in school this morning. Girls and women have eggs. And when the eggs don't become babies, they go out as period.

-Ohhh. So do men have eggs?

-Tak ada la Mak Long. Mana boleh. Orang lelaki tak boleh lahirkan baby. Tak boleh period.

-Jadi tak ada la?

-Tak ada!!! Orang lelaki tak ada keluar darah. Orang lelaki tak ada telur la.

See guys? Jangan la nak berlagak macho sangat hokeh; kalau tak ada telur jangan nak cakap banyak.