Kejadian yang diceritakan ini berlaku baru sebentar tadi. Saya di ofis sedang membetulkan kertas soalan yang akan dihantar ke Unit Peperiksaan. Seorang pelajar masuk ke bilik pejabat untuk berjumpa saya.
-Bonjour Madame.
-Bonjour.
-Sorry Madame I absent in your class.
-Were you sick?
-No. But my head turn round-about.
-Excuse me?
-Yes. My head turn round-about and I spit a lot.
-You mean your head was dizzy and you vomited?
-Haaa yes yes. Sorry Madame England saya teruk. Ni saya nak bagi MC.
-OK merci.
-Thank you Madame.
Bukan England sahaja yang teruk sekarang ini, malah Peru, Bangladesh, Papua New Guinea dan Zimbabwe pun begitu juga. Gawat!
-Bonjour Madame.
-Bonjour.
-Sorry Madame I absent in your class.
-Were you sick?
-No. But my head turn round-about.
-Excuse me?
-Yes. My head turn round-about and I spit a lot.
-You mean your head was dizzy and you vomited?
-Haaa yes yes. Sorry Madame England saya teruk. Ni saya nak bagi MC.
-OK merci.
-Thank you Madame.
Bukan England sahaja yang teruk sekarang ini, malah Peru, Bangladesh, Papua New Guinea dan Zimbabwe pun begitu juga. Gawat!
Ti, England dia teruk, Paris dia ok ke?
ReplyDeletehahahaha......round about mana kepala dia pusing :)
ReplyDeleteWasani: Paris dia ok sikit dari England. Sebab baru belajar :)
ReplyDeleteKak Mahani: heheh. roundabout tol bangi agaknya :)
wakakakaka.. round about and spit.. very original...
ReplyDeleteattiesya: heheh. but they're nice students :)
ReplyDeletehahahahaha... i loikeee! bikin hatiku girang ini joke...
ReplyDeletesis raden: heheh. kadang-kadang students saya ada buat saya marah, tapi lebih kerap diaorang buat saya ketawa :)
ReplyDeleteYati....I seriously have no comments and I fainted!
ReplyDeleteJo: heheh. this is an isolated case. the others are not as bad. what thay lack in language skills they make up in politeness :)
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