Bila Auntie mahu boogie

-Hello? Auntie! I'm here already queuing up at the entrance! Aiya Auntie Mor faster la. The concert is starting soon!
-Hello you kat mana? Oh I see you waving. OK bye!

-Ha there you are. What took you so long la Auntie Mor....mahu cari parking pun susah ke?
-Aisey wait a minute wait a minute. I have to adjust my contact lenses. I think my eyes are too dry la. Dalam stadium got toilet or not Jeanie?
-Of course la what you think! Itu la I sudah bagi tau sama you, these colour-colour contact lenses not good for you. Tapi you tak percaya. You buat macamana pun muka you tak akan jadi macam Beyoncé punya!
-Eh you don't say like that la. Bukan selalu I boleh pergi konsert ni tau. This dress pun I beli kat Nichiiii. Younger taste ma. See la the label?
-Walawei so many "i" meh?
-Eh jom lah jom lah. Nanti masuk stadium I go to the ladies first. Wah so many people ha. Tak sangka ramai orang suka hip hop.
-Ya lor. But not many aunties like us. Semua pun muda-muda. Still pakai Bee Dees.
-Heppp!! Kita hati muda. Itu yang penting. I tak sabar nak nyanyi. Lirik semua I cuba memorize. Na na na...you can put the blame on me...la la la la ....
-Don't sing now la. Simpan suara. Eh Auntie Mor come give me your ticket? I give the ticket person both our tickets together.
-Jeanie we better ask him if this is the right stadium.
-Haiya you tak nampak ke itu poster besar depan sana?
-I know...but Bukit Jalil got many stadium. Must make sure one. Come come let me ask him.
-Ha OK lah. Quick quick ask that boy. All these people so impatient want to go in. Hoi jangan tolak-tolak la can or not?!?

-Excuse me, nak tanya la adik. Sini konsert Akon kan?
-Auntie stadium Putra ni satu stadium ada air-cond. Auntie jangan takut. Confirm mekap Auntie tak cair.