Last night I saw my niece playing with her mom's iPhone. When I came near, she quickly hid the phone from me. She said she was typing something secret and didn't want me to read it.
-I'm typing something in my diarrhea. I downloaded it from the apps store.
-Hah? Diarrhea tu apa?
-Diarrhea. You can write stuff in it. About yourself or your friends. But it's a secret.
-Diary la Na.
Hardly a few seconds later...
-Well actually I wanted to say "I'm typing something in my diary, ya."