Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Panjangkan telinga

One day many moons ago after picking up my niece from school we went to have lunch at a pizza parlour in our neighborhood. The boys at the table beside ours were gossiping about their lecturer. Or so I thought.

"Weh Mr X tu suka marah kat aku ar. Aku rasa dia target aku. Dalam kelas dia asyik bla bla bla..."

So I leaned closer to them to listen because I was just as curious to know who the lecturer was. Kot-kot la cikgu MFI kan.

Then Aina said to me loudly:
"Mak Long are you EAVESDROPPING meja sebelah?"

One of the boys heard this, looked at us, then looked around at their table and on the floor.

"Weh apa yang jatuh weh?"

Fuh. Lega Achik.

Friday, July 7, 2017

Cerita jeng-jeng-jeng

A few years ago we had an event at another campus, that ended with a gala dinner. So after Maghrib, we decided to change into our baju kurung attire at the toilet in the academic block.

Both of us were busy getting ourselves ready and discussing about the day's event when we heard someone flushing the toilet. Several times.

Aiseh. Habis la ada orang sudah dengar perbualan kami. Banyak jugak gosip yang telah diperkatakan.

Then before leaving I went to the toilet for one last time and I realized that my friend and I were the only 2 people in there.

And while we were packing up our things we heard the toilet being flushed again.

Moral of the story: We should remind everyone not to waste water. Tak baik tau main-mainkan orang macam tu. Terkejut Acik.