Wednesday, January 18, 2012

What I Want in a Man

I read this on a paper place mat at a Japanese buffet restaurant and had to share with you guys. It gave me something to ponder on while chewing on my salmon sushis and sashimis. I am now at the Revised List (age 42). :D

What I Want in a man, Original List
  1. Handsome
  2. Charming
  3. Financially successful
  4. A caring listener
  5. Witty
  6. In good shape
  7. Dresses with style
  8. Appreciates finer things
  9. Full of thoughtful surprises

What I Want in a man, Revised List (age 32)
  1. Nice looking
  2. Opens car doors, pulls back chairs
  3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
  4. Listens more than talks
  5. Laughs at my jokes
  6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
  7. Owns at least one tie
  8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
  9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

What I Want in a man, Revised List (age 42)
  1. Not too ugly
  2. Doesn't drive off until I am in the car
  3. Works steady-splurges on dinner out occasionally
  4. Nods head when I'm talking
  5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
  6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
  7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
  8. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
  9. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a man, Revised List (age 52)
  1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
  2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
  3. Doesn't borrow money too often
  4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
  5. Doesn't re-tell the jokes too many times
  6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
  7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
  8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
  9. Remembers your name on occasion
  10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a man, Revised List (age 62)
  1. Doesn't scare small children
  2. Remembers where the bathroom is
  3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
  4. Only snores lightly when asleep
  5. Remembers why he's laughing
  6. Is in good shape enough to stand up by himself
  7. Usually wears some clothes
  8. Likes soft foods
  9. Remembers where he left his teeth
  10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a man, Revised List (age 72)
  1. Breathing
  2. Doesn't miss the toilet


  1. u have never failed to make my day with all this witty entries, yatt. thumbs up!!

  2. heheh merci cik mazz! we should really really meet up one of these days! :D