Monday, December 27, 2010

Kopi

This happened in a public toilet recently.

A lady entered a cubicle beside mine. While talking to the phone. Which is, I might add, a difficult thing to do if you don't have a hands-free kit as you need to hang your handbag on the hook at the door, unzip, pull down, sit, do business, clean yourself, stand up, pull up, zip up, flush, take handbag, open door and wash hands. And we all know that women aren't very big on those ugly bluetooth ear pieces.

Well she was still talking on the phone when suddenly there was the smell of coffee. Immediately you could hear her sighing and saying how much she regretted drinking too much coffee and how nescafe 3-in-1 makes her go to the loo more. Me I was just happy she had coffee and not petai during breakfast. But at the same time I was like wondering: hmmm...me too I had nescafe along with my cornflakes. Alamak...entah-entah bukan dia tetapi....

Then entah macamana somehow we came out of our cubicle at the same time. And what do you know...there was a lady outside with a cup of steaming hot coffee waiting for her little daughter in the toilet.

The power of suggestion. It plays evil little tricks on your mind.

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